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Leptidea reali, the Réal's wood white, is a butterfly of the family Pieridae.
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{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
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Jean-Jacques Gabut was a French writer and journalist.
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Kitten Sanctuary<