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Guna de Wargandí or Wargandí, formerly known as Kuna de Wargandí is a comarca indígena and corregimiento in Pinogana District, Darién Province, Panama with a population of 1,914 as of 2010. It was created by Law 34 of July 25, 2000, from the province of Darién, from the district of Pinogana. It has an area of 775 square kilometres (299 sq mi). It is inhabited by the Guna people.
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