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Marc Schneider is a Swiss professional football manager and former player, who played as defender. He is the current head coach of FC Vaduz.
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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Ortabağ is a village in the Uludere District of Şırnak Province in Turkey. The village is populated by Kurds of the Goyan tribe and had a population of 2,289 in 2023.
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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