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Lancaster Airport is a public use airport four nautical miles north of the central business district of Lancaster, in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, United States. It is owned by the Lancaster Airport Authority. It is served by one commuter airline subsidized by the Essential Air Service program and one charter airline.
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The white-cheeked laughingthrush is a species of bird in the family Leiothrichidae.\nIt is found in Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam.\nIts natural habitats are subtropical or tropical moist lowland forests and subtropical or tropical moist montane forests.
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